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They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
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If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
[ Women ]
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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
[ Animals ]
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
[ Sin ]
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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
[ Wealth ]
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Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
[ Hope ]
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I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
[ Conscience ]
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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
[ Conscience ]
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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
[ Progress ]
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
[ Parents ]
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