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Why doesn't the fellow who says, ''I'm no speechmaker'' let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
[ Speech ]
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Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
[ Sin ]
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It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
[ Ability ]
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Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
[ Appearance ]
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The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.
[ World ]
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
[ Peace ]
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
[ Peace ]
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
[ Home ]
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
[ Worry ]
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Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
[ Habit ]
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
[ Forgiveness ]
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It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
[ Silence ]
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